There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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