I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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