"it" just moved
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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