We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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