yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she looked like the before picture.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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