You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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