brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
We left an ass print on the piano.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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