3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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