your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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