Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
