I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
dude. I can hear the air.
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