I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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