You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
