Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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