I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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