Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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