I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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