You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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