Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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