Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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