All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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