So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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