Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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