PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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