Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I forgot how hot balto sounded
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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