I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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