Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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