I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
there is puke in my bra ... again
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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