white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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