i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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