My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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