I wanna passion pit in your ass
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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