no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I can text with my tongue
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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