glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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