Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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