That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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