Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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