Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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