His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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