i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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