What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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