i just made my gag reflex go away.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
