i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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