The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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