You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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