I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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