And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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