Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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