She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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