Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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