I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
then he tried to convert me to islam
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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